A Scalable, Bass-Driven Opportunity Platform for Next-Gen Resonance Entrepreneurs
At Pyramid Scheme™, we’re not just disrupting nightlife—we’re redefining the bass economy.
Our proprietary DropChain™ Protocol empowers users to unlock exponential resonance growth through peer-leveraged audio activations.
This isn’t a party. It’s a frequency-forward lifestyle infrastructure.
Our Mission
To democratize access to subsonic capital through immersive, peer-leveraged bass experiences.
We believe in bottom-up resonance scaling and networked audio empowerment.
The Model
Pyramid Scheme™ leverages a multi-tiered frequency distribution framework to deliver high-impact sonic experiences directly to the end-user (you). Our proprietary DropChain™ Protocol and Bassline Loyalty Units (BLUs) ensures that each participant becomes a node in a self-replicating bass ecosystem.
Pyramid Scheme™ is a covert resonance economy operating under the guise of a loyalty-based frequency protocol. Participants are onboarded as Frequency Activation Nodes™, DJs are reclassified as Audio Sales Executives™, and all interactions are logged via DropChain™—our proprietary, subsonic compliance ledger.
We’re a satirical bass music brand and underground event collective based in San Luis Obispo County. We parody crypto, MLMs, and conspiracy culture while throwing real, high-impact shows in unconventional spaces.
DROPCHAIN™
DropChain™ is a decentralized, frequency-agnostic ledger system that mints Bassline Loyalty Units (BLUs) in real time using our Proof of Vibe™ consensus mechanism. BLUs are earned through biometric BPM sync, Drop Engagement Velocity™, and Upline Conversion. Stake your BLUs. Ascend the Freq Pyramid™. Unlock the Resonance Yield Cloud™.
DropChain™ is a fake MLM-style crypto app that doubles as our covert comms tool. We use it to share encrypted event info, updates, and merch with our inner circle—no public posts, no mass texts, just vibes.
Vibe Agents™
They move in silence. They dress in signal-blocking monochrome. They carry encrypted onboarding devices. They are the Vibe Agents™—Pyramid Scheme’s elite field operatives, deployed to high-frequency zones across the globe.
You’ll know them when you see them: black suits, white shirts, black ties, dark sunglasses. No names. No small talk. Just one question:
“Are you ready to ascend?”
Vibe Agents don’t sell. They initiate. With a single tap on their tablet, they’ll onboard you as a Node in the Scheme—plugging you into the DropChain™ and unlocking your path to Freq Equity™.
Once you’re in, transmissions begin. You’ll receive encrypted updates, compliance alerts, and motivational pings.
All real-world logistics are handled through the app. Social media? That’s strictly in-world. No breaks in the signal.
Vibe Agents are Pyramid Scheme’s experiential brand ambassadors. Dressed in sleek black suits and sunglasses, they appear at events to create a mysterious, immersive presence inspired by “Men in Black.”
Their role is to engage attendees and collect email signups using tablets. These signups are added to a marketing welcome series that introduces users to the Pyramid Scheme universe and encourages them to download the DropChain™ app.
This approach allows Pyramid Scheme to keep all public-facing content (especially social media) fully “in character,” while real-world communication, event invites, and brand updates are handled through the app and email.
How It Works
Pyramid Scheme™ is an experiential music brand that builds community through immersive live events, satirical storytelling, and interactive digital tools. Here’s how the experience works:
Entry Points
People enter the Pyramid Scheme ecosystem in one of two ways:
In person: Through a Vibe Agent—our street team dressed in black suits and sunglasses—who collects email signups at events using a tablet.
Online: Through our website or other traditional marketing channels.
Welcome Series
New signups receive a branded email sequence that introduces them to the world of Pyramid Scheme and invites them to download the DropChain™ Simulator app.
DropChain™ App
The app is a satirical, gamified dashboard that mimics a crypto-MLM interface. It delivers fake metrics, nonsense tasks, and real event alerts—all designed to keep users engaged and in the loop.
In-World Social Media
Our social channels stay fully “in character,” extending the alternate universe of Pyramid Scheme. Users interact with the brand in a way that feels immersive and playful.
Event Invitations
Real-world event invites and updates are delivered through the app and email. These events are the core product of Pyramid Scheme—bass music experiences that bring the community together.
The Loop Continues
After attending an event, users stay in the loop through the app, social media, and future Vibe Agent encounters—creating a continuous cycle of engagement.